Malcolm at 11 months
Dear Sasha-of-three-weeks ago,
You are doing a pretty good job keeping the house baby-proofed and preventing the him from electrocuting himself or choking on Lego, but there are a few things that you may not have considered that I'd like to remind you about.
First, if you are out and use your little travel-sized highchair, remember that since it doesn't have a tray, it gives the baby a lot more room for movement with his legs. If he is too close to the table, he can kick his feet up, push his legs off the table and swing the chair backwards. Glancing his head off of a radiator and the floor as a result is terrifying for both you and him.
Second, in the event that one of your older children stays home from school sick, do not leave the baby alone with said child when you call the school to report the absence. The child might decide to go into basement to play with his/her toys and forget to close the door behind him/her. Malcolm will follow the child and fall down the stairs.
Finally, if these events were to happen within days of each other, and the baby were to start getting up crying five (or so) times in the night, take him to the chiropractor. It will help. It took me a week and half before it dawned on me that just because he didn't break anything didn't mean he wasn't broken.
If you value your child or your sleep, take heed.
p.s. I'll write again in a few days to let you know how else you've screwed up.